About Me

• I am a single mother of 2 daughters who at the time of this writing are 8 and 10. They will be henceforth know as Diva and Sissy.
• I hold down a full time job that I go to just to pay the bills.
• After 2 failed marriages (one lasting over 12 years and one that shouldn't even count) I have found the man of my dreams. He will be referred to as The Man.
• I am an animal lover and without the support of The Man I would probably end up in some kind of animal hoarding situation.
• We currently share our home with 3 cats. His cat is Pixie. Mine are Lucy, the old lady of the bunch, and Winkie, who was the runt and born with one eye, thus the name. To make him feel tough we often call him Captain Fluffy Tail.
• If I don't get a dog in the near future I may burst!
• I grew up in Oklahoma but moved to Connecticut in 2000. 
• I have a BA in Liberal Arts with is the equivalent of getting a piece of art work displayed on your mother's refrigerator. In other words it means NOTHING. 
• Because of the aforementioned useless BA I am about to start school toward a BS in Information Technology. I know NOTHING about computers. This will be fun. 
• I break out in song and dance randomly in public places.
• I am talk to much and easily distracted. 
• When I was in 3rd grade I won a 10 pound heart shaped box of Valentine's candy from a drawing at Wal-Mart.
• When I was 7 I twice believed I was dying. Story to follow.
• At this point in their development my kids still think I am funny.
• I love Dolly Parton. There I said it.  

This is as good as it gets.